Summer Escapade for House People Like Me

It’s summer, fellas. Go to the nearest shop, buy your rash guard or if you’re so confident, buy your bikinis. (Hothothot) Yeah, it’s fucking summer, baby! Let’s go to the beeeeach!

But wait—

What if you’re not that kind of person. Instead, you’re that person–a bum (kidding)! I mean, you’re that kind of person who loves to stay at home, read books or watch movies. In short, you’re a fucking introvert! Or maybe, you’re just broke. Parents don’t give allowances during summer break time, right. So what to do, bes?

Well, tbh, sleeping is not so productive (but I love it so much). Our parents won’t like it. Even your outgoing friends won’t either (coz, duh, they’re outgoing, adventurous, you idiot). I’ll bet you’re just sulking there because you’re pooooor (haha, me too, huhu). But that, my friend, shouldn’t be a problem! No need to lose hope (insert evil laugh sound here). Lucky you, because I am here to give you some great ideas  (???). Here’s what you need to do in those booooring time!

  • IF YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES, WORK ON THOSE MUSCLES

You surely don’t want to get extra-large t-shirt during summer and comeback to school and be called Fat Amy (she’s perfect, though). Soaking your body in bed and eating leftovers is not a great combination. What you need to do is put on your headset or turn on that loud-speaker and play songs that give you beat to work out those muscles. For 15 minutes/day, you’ll definitely get the same body as Georgina Wilson’s (or Kim Chiu if you’re so determine) after that summer. Just pump, pump, pump!

(Just get this in your pea sized brain, there’s nothing wrong with being FAT. But there’s nothing wrong with being skinny, either. Love your body, sucker. Go dance for your health).

  • IF YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES, MAKE YOUR OWN COVER

Lots of people are engaging their selves in a most creative project. Some are making covers of the song they love or dance steps. But some writes short stories, takes photographs (randomly. Anything that catches their attention). Well, whatever your talent is, you should put them into something tangible. Post them in social media (if you’re so confident. HAHA). Because sharing is caring, baby. And if you’re lucky, you might probably be the next guest of Oprah or Ellen. So start covering… your brain… with plastic cover! Charot! (HAHA)

  • IF YOU HAVE AN HOUR, MAKE YOUR ROOM AWE-INSPIRING

An hour is enough to make your first comfort zone AWESOME (and 8 hours if you’re a sucker for memories, iykwim). When you’re at school, you don’t give too much attention to your room. It’s always been your mom or your nanny who cleans it. But now it’s your time to shine, filthy old rag! It’s your time to make your room cleaner, cooler and awe-summer. Give it a bit of a makeover. Change the bed sheets, add some wallpapers on your wall – it might be your favorite band, actors/actresses, crush or maybe your own creation. Arrange your closet, your computer’s wires, your books’ alignments (but you don’t have books, I cri), and your dirty clothes. Make your summer comfy through your room.

  • IF YOU HAVE 5 HOURS, CALL YOUR BFFs AND HAVE A MOVIE MARATHON

Oh come on! It’s summer. Your friends are there (they’re broke, they can’t go to the beach, trust me). Don’t be such a loony cockroach. Call them. CALL THEM NOW! And watch movies, idiot.

A reel good time – guaranteed! There is no better thing to do than having a day with friends and watch every movie that you save in your computer. Or drink, eat, and talk about your enemies. So go, call them and cry over Titanic. (Oh Jack!)

  • IF YOU HAVE FOREVER, THEN READ A BOOK! OR WATCH MOVIES IF YOU DON’T HAVE ONE. OR SLEEP!

Damn, I just gave you some interesting ideas, muggle.

Appreciate me.

Acknowledge me.

Honor me, muggle. Hahaha (JUST KIDDING).

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